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SMS - Funny SMS

*** Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the
window ..I look down & then... i lauf again!!!



*** Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me
light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS
TUBELIGHT !



*** A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K -
Kidding



*** The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the
tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting
hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !




*** Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai



*** Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......



*** Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daagh hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!



*** Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!




*** Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy



*** Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chor diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha !




*** Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....



*** Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai,
birds gana ga relay hain,cow log grass eat
reli hai, shane log sms kar rele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele hain!!



*** Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur.....
Mera SMS !



*** Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai



*** Bandar Apni maan say:- Maa main itna badsoorat kyoun hoon!!
Maan:- Beta aisa nahin kahtay usay bhi dekho jo yeah sms parh raha hai aur allah
ka shukar ada karo!!



*** Tumhay daikh kar aisa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha. OHO! ghusa mat ho
warna aisa lagta k insaan ab bhi bandar hai



*** Pehle Uthao, Phir sedha karo, Phir thook malo, Phir moun may lo, Phir Seedha kar kay
ghusaoo..Haye..Kitna mushkil hay soi may dhaga dalna.



*** U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body.
Wait. Sorry, wrong number!


*** Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am
Tarzan you are Monkey.



*** Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning



*** 7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.



*** sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM



*** Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!



*** Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI



*** Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!



*** Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.



*** Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO



*** Aj dil buhut udas hai lagta hai koi nahi pass hai par tum main baat kuch khaas hai ab
zyada emotional mat ho jana yeh sab bekwas hai



*** If ur world spinning round and round and......ur heart is beating fast,do u
think its love?? Na munna na,its called........HIGH BP



*** SMOKE everyday!
SMOKE means
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kool SMS
E=everyday
So plz feel free to Smoke.request u 2 b a Chain Smoker.gud day.....




*** Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow......!!



*** shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.



*** May God increase ur happiness like the price of petrol &decrease ur sorrows like
the clothes of bipasha basu.


*** tum meray liye aik Mobile ki tarah ho,khwab mein attay hoo SMS ki tarh,Dil mein
bs jatay hoo Ring Tone ki tarah,mohabat tumhary hai Balance ki tarah ,hum ko
bhoool na jana Network ki tarah.



*** sharab hai to mai-khane banee
husan hai to dewane banee
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banee



*** Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha



*** Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....



*** Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray
abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!



*** Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!



*** Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.


*** The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?



*** Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that
reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.



*** At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on



*** How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing



*** CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting
further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.



*** Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!



*** Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!


*** Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan
kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay
usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.


*** Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty
thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.



*** This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
will be disabled, unless you are ugly.



*** Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.



*** Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!



*** Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain



*** Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!




*** I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
*** kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo
*** Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay
*** Remember me every day, every moment warna......

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
8,9,10,11,12,13,
14,15,16,17,18,19,
20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
27,28,29,30,31,32

ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
heheheheh


*** life without u is impossible.. u r n my breath n blood.. i can't spend a sec without u.. 4 u left me i'll die.. 0oye hell0oo i m talking abt oxygen ;) hahahaha.......
*** REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS


"Allah k naam pay day day baba"

*** If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.


*** This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.


*** Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti


*** Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.


*** maine lina se pyaar kiya lekin woh choti thi
phir maine meena se pyaar kiya lekin woh moti thi
uske baad maine tina se pyaar kiya lekin woh khoti thi....


*** Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....


*** Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


*** A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!


*** Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.


*** Friends r like mirrors
they are our reflection
you r damn lucky I look good !!!!


*** Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai


*** sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
Aoao milke kasam khaye,
is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
ek botal tum khatam karo,
ek botal hum khatam karen gay...


*** Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???


*** I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.


*** 1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..


*** Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....


*** Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI


*** When i call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha


*** Aaj ...
Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
Kya Pata....
Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!


*** You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = a great liar.


*** Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola


*** This messege can only b read by a CUTe person

Try again ..................




Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................



Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE



*** Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

Chicken started singing & dancing :

" HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
MAR DALA MAR DALA "



*** A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend




*** If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast.......

Do u think its LOVE ?
na munna ,its called...........??

high B.P........!!!!

*** 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!


*** Passwords r like underwear: change them often


*** Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids


*** Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....



*** tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey


*** Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila


*** Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.....(


*** Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....


*** Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

*** If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage


*** Unite against togetherness!


*** Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

*** when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot

*** aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.


*** chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na



*** kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai

Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay

Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !

****heehehhe****
*** One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you


*** The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?


*** im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!